Funny CQFF stories

[Atariangamer]

...instant lulz??? IDK, I kinda like Dane Cook's sketches.

And I nevar heard about Dragon Master...

[Kuwabara]

I know of him via Loremaster, and xbolt's History.

Dragon Master *a crowd of people twitch*

[Atariangamer]

Eh, i would lol, but the severity of the situation restricts me.

[Manny Cav]

As I understand, he was all talk, and no game, threatening to unleash viruses and stuff. Dangerous thing to hear from an administrator....

[Atariangamer]

oh...not good.

[brain candy]

He turned out to be all talk as far as the viruses go but he definitely caused a ton of problems. Our old board's Admin CP was not as robust so we had to manually keep track of all of DM's alts and figure out if Tilple (an old school member) was apart of it (he was not). I believe he also messed around with the forums, creating his own sub forums and abusing his admin powers. He made a lot of threats, all empty, but threats none the less.  It freaked everyone out for a while. Fortunately, typing out "dragon master" here does not have the same effect it once had.

[Atariangamer]

good. I would hate that to happen here.

[Kuwabara]

(Atari didn't know then, that his name would become just as bad only a few months later, when he went on his own forum rampage, effectively destorying the entire chex quest area.)

I am kidding, I tend to do that to people, even in RL.  (Especially batmanifestdestiny)  Narrating RL and making up future events is FUN.

[Atariangamer]

Why does it seem that most members of this board are attracted to FAILING. No one can keep away from it! If you can forecast someones life to be horrible, you do it! If you can get on their nerves with Desu, you do it! If you can FAIL them for normal stuff (like I didn't know, so I post "what is it?"...then get FAIL'd), YOU BLOODY WELL DO IT. This forum is a failing grounds for poor lurkers and people well off the beaten path of life...

NOW that my lecture of doom is done, I would like to say that I have no funny stories...nothing so far happend to me to be funny.

[ChexCommander]

Why does it seem that most members of this board are attracted to FAILING. No one can keep away from it! If you can forecast someones life to be horrible, you do it! If you can get on their nerves with Desu, you do it! If you can FAIL them for normal stuff (like I didn't know, so I post "what is it?"...then get FAIL'd), YOU BLOODY WELL DO IT. This forum is a failing grounds for poor lurkers and people well off the beaten path of life...

NOW that my lecture of doom is done, I would like to say that I have no funny stories...nothing so far happend to me to be funny.

Why don't you look in the mirror? 

Dragon Master...it said something 'bout him in the history of the CQFF, but I don't feel a chill run down my spine.  I only got here a few months ago, anyways.

[Manny Cav]

About the worse I've seen is the spam incident that occurred a month or two after I joined on the old board. I think he ran around under the names "DarkArachnotron" and "Willis", just to name two. Then there's wayc incident.

[brain candy]

Which unfortunately were not very funny. 

[Manny Cav]

Oops. Yeah, you're right. We went off on just CQFF stories in general. Okay, back on it, guys!

[ChexCommander]

Ah, I remember when Manny, one of the Global Moderators, started telling stories about these incidents that happened many moons ago, long before my time.  However, one of our admins, brain candy, was able to shift Manny back into the topic, which was supposed to be about funny stories.  Manny was then extremely embarrased for going off-topic, as he was now going to be called a hypocrite.  And the CQFF continued happily ever after.

Those were the days...

[brain candy]

To be fair, I believe I started us down that path. 

Oh how the CQFF survived such incidents of off topicness... I'll never know.