Chex Quest - Repercussions of Nutrition

Batmanifestdestiny · July 21, 2009, 07:14:14 PM

Fred Chexter Waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were flemoids in the base. He didn't see them, but he had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernal Kix were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Fred was a chex warrior for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE SLIME BY FLEMOIDS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he gold older he stopped. But now in the Bazoik base of the IFC he knew there were flemoids.
"This is Kix" the radio crackered. "You must zorch the flemoids!"
So Fred gotted his phasing zorcher and went through the door.
"HE GOING TO ZORCH US" said the flemoids
"I will slime at him" said the maximus and he shot the slime balls. Fred phased at him and tried to zorched him out. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to zorch.
"No! I must zorch the flemoids" he shouted
The radio said "No, Fred. You are the flemoids"
And then Fred was a flemoid.

This has been an adaptation of "DOOM - Repercussions of Evil" by Peter Chimaera.

The original story can be found here.

xbolt · July 21, 2009, 09:01:30 PM

EPIC.

Ok, I have to do the narration for this.

It will be done within 24 hours.

Batmanifestdestiny · July 21, 2009, 10:27:20 PM

If you do that, I will download that, and, when I get an mp3 player, put it on there and listen to it while I sleep

ChexCommander · July 21, 2009, 10:27:38 PM

Epic is the word! Good job!

matthias720 · July 21, 2009, 10:43:14 PM

Cool. Not bad.

Kuwabara · July 21, 2009, 11:30:30 PM

LOL! A Doom fan inside joke is now a Chex Quest inside joke!

xbolt · July 22, 2009, 02:30:09 PM

Alrighty, here's take one.

ChexCommander · July 22, 2009, 03:27:56 PM

Ok, now we need to speed that up, and or make the voice lower.

Here we are:

Lower, with echo

Faster

noob1234 · July 22, 2009, 09:06:44 PM

Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on July 21, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
"No, Fred. You are the flemoids"

Quote from: Loremaster's sigNo, Jum. You are the dolls.

Replica · July 22, 2009, 09:21:04 PM

Quote from: ChexCommander on July 22, 2009, 03:27:56 PM
Ok, now we need to speed that up, and or make the voice lower.

Here we are:

Lower, with echo

Faster

...

It's really hard to tell what he's saying in those. It is too computer sounding, maybe less filters?

ChexCommander · July 22, 2009, 11:08:22 PM

Just some effects in Audacity. I can lessen them if need be.

noob1234: It's a well-known saying. Lore's is the original, I believe.

matthias720 · July 22, 2009, 11:27:09 PM

Quote from: xbolt on July 22, 2009, 02:30:09 PM
Alrighty, here's take one.

DO WANT!

Batmanifestdestiny · July 22, 2009, 11:56:36 PM

Quote from: xbolt on July 22, 2009, 02:30:09 PM
Alrighty, here's take one.

WIN. Darn, no I have to buy an mp3 player and listen to this as I sleep

Quote from: matthias720 on July 21, 2009, 10:43:14 PM
Cool. Not bad.

0_o; You're kidding, right?

xbolt · July 23, 2009, 01:58:30 AM

Quote from: ChexCommander on July 22, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
noob1234: It's a well-known saying. Lore's is the original, I believe.

Eh? Isn't the one from the Doom fanfiction the original?

Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on July 22, 2009, 11:56:36 PM
Quote from: xbolt on July 22, 2009, 02:30:09 PM
Alrighty, here's take one.

WIN. Darn, no I have to buy an mp3 player and listen to this as I sleep

"It cost 400,000 dollars..."

ChexCommander · July 23, 2009, 11:04:11 AM

Quote from: xbolt on July 23, 2009, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: ChexCommander on July 22, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
noob1234: It's a well-known saying. Lore's is the original, I believe.

Eh? Isn't the one from the Doom fanfiction the original?

Oh, is it? I wasn't sure.