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Title: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 19, 2008, 06:46:07 PM
Hokay, so I was browsing the web on my Wii, when I decided "hey, I should get back into the forums!" And I knew that there were new forums, but in my Wii Favorites, I only saw the old forum, so I accidentally signed up in that one. then I found the NEW forum, and signed up in that, so I checked my mail, and the only validation mail was for the old forum, so I thought maybe it didn't send the email.
so I clicked the "Send validation mail" button, but nothing happened, so I clicked it twice more, this morning, I check my mail, and I have 3 new forum validations, and an old forum validation!
You are now free to post any CQFF related slipups like this.

P.S:The clock on the old forums broken ;D it says "Newest member - Batmanifestdestiny, joined 1 august, 2004."

There was also the time that I was playing the cruddy version of CQ (the one from twocow) and I was like "I know, I'll do CQ2!" so I load up e2m1, and it was a broken tiled map from DooM! but I didn't realise it at first, and I was like "This doesn't look like Chex City!"
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on June 19, 2008, 07:00:37 PM
Lol! My favorite was the Microsoft fan forums...

I had forgotten it was April 1st, and I walk in and it says that CQFF has been bought out and i was like O_O...then I saw other funny junk and said, Oh its april fools!

lol
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Kuwabara on June 24, 2008, 02:05:22 AM
Rushnerd's reign.  That was funny.  (BTW is El Presidente back?  I'm hearing that from batmanifestdestiny)
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: The Slimeinator on June 24, 2008, 02:06:19 AM
Well, he has been active on his YouTube account recently.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on June 24, 2008, 02:08:53 AM
How about the time that I accidentally moved a topic to Announcements? Only Administrators can post new topics there, so a new topic wasn't posted there, but SMF didn't think to save the topic, so it deleted it, anyway, and posted the "MOVED" topic. THAT was a fiasco. :D
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 25, 2008, 12:05:53 AM
Quote from: Manny Cav on June 24, 2008, 02:08:53 AM
How about the time that I accidentally moved a topic to Announcements? Only Administrators can post new topics there, so a new topic wasn't posted there, but SMF didn't think to save the topic, so it deleted it, anyway, and posted the "MOVED" topic. THAT was a fiasco. :D
I remember that...gee, when did that happen? [/sarcasm]  :P
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on June 25, 2008, 09:55:39 AM
Heh. Before I joined at the old site, I looked at the rules so I wouldn't do anything wrong. I didn't see anything about bumping, so I went to an old topic in Fan Projects (this was before bumping in Fan Projects was legal) and boldly posted with little more fanfare than the word "bump" placed neatly at the top of my post. Loremaster let me of easy and warned me of he rules, so, given my nature, the first thing I did was bust into Board Issues and bring up the fact that bumping was nowhere in the rules.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on June 25, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
One time I performed Necromancey without knowing that it was illegel, and gave new life to a 4 month-old topic :D
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Pikazec2012 on July 04, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
wow i have some funny ones.
There was the little incedent i had with rushnerd on the old forums. For some reason i kept seeing myself hit with a BANHAMMER after what i did.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Replica on July 05, 2008, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: Manny Cav on June 25, 2008, 09:55:39 AM
Heh. Before I joined at the old site, I looked at the rules so I wouldn't do anything wrong. I didn't see anything about bumping, so I went to an old topic in Fan Projects (this was before bumping in Fan Projects was legal) and boldly posted with little more fanfare than the word "bump" placed neatly at the top of my post. Loremaster let me of easy and warned me of he rules, so, given my nature, the first thing I did was bust into Board Issues and bring up the fact that bumping was nowhere in the rules.

heh. I remember that! I bumped that exact same topic before you when I first joined, but I didn't get in trouble. XD
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 05, 2008, 01:13:50 AM
Quote from: Pikazec2012 on July 04, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
wow i have some funny ones.
There was the little incedent i had with rushnerd on the old forums. For some reason i kept seeing myself hit with a BANHAMMER after what i did.
Dude... you wasn't the one that did anything during that... fiasco.... Why would you think that you would get banned?
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 03:51:08 PM
Maybe he just has banhammerophobia like I do.

P.S:Has Kuwabara posted his picture of the Banhammer yet?
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Pikazec2012 on July 06, 2008, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Manny Cav on July 05, 2008, 01:13:50 AM
Quote from: Pikazec2012 on July 04, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
wow i have some funny ones.
There was the little incedent i had with rushnerd on the old forums. For some reason i kept seeing myself hit with a BANHAMMER after what i did.
Dude... you wasn't the one that did anything during that... fiasco.... Why would you think that you would get banned?
Well actually it was kinda my fault cuase i was out of my place to send rushnerd the PM i sent him. And also the staff was VERY mad at me for it. i rember getting the "your not even a moderator your just a project leader speech." and then the"youve been here what 2 months??" speech. i guess i was just more mad at my self during that time. WOW bad memories.
Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 03:51:08 PM
Maybe he just has banhammerophobia like I do.

P.S:Has Kuwabara posted his picture of the Banhammer yet?
I do have banhammerophobia and that was back when i saw lore as the ALL MIGHTY SUPREME RULER WHOS GONNA EAT YOU IF YOU GET OFF TOPIC
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Replica on July 06, 2008, 09:24:57 PM
Quote from: Pikazec2012 on July 06, 2008, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Manny Cav on July 05, 2008, 01:13:50 AM
Quote from: Pikazec2012 on July 04, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
wow i have some funny ones.
There was the little incedent i had with rushnerd on the old forums. For some reason i kept seeing myself hit with a BANHAMMER after what i did.
Dude... you wasn't the one that did anything during that... fiasco.... Why would you think that you would get banned?
Well actually it was kinda my fault cuase i was out of my place to send rushnerd the PM i sent him. And also the staff was VERY mad at me for it. i rember getting the "your not even a moderator your just a project leader speech." and then the"youve been here what 2 months??" speech. i guess i was just more mad at my self during that time. WOW bad memories.
Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on July 06, 2008, 03:51:08 PM
Maybe he just has banhammerophobia like I do.

P.S:Has Kuwabara posted his picture of the Banhammer yet?
I do have banhammerophobia and that was back when i saw lore as the ALL MIGHTY SUPREME RULER WHOS GONNA EAT YOU IF YOU GET OFF TOPIC

Ah, Those never happened. It was more of a talk, not yell.

And, Richie is the ruler. ;)
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 07, 2008, 12:31:31 AM
Quote from: Pikazec2012 on July 06, 2008, 09:14:04 PM
And also the staff was VERY mad at me for it.
The staff was never mad at you. ;)
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 07, 2008, 12:34:57 AM
lol

Loremaster seemed pretty scary to me aswell (I had lurked in the early posts of the Invisionfree board before I got teh account)...He really seems to have throttled back...ALOT. lol jk
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: brain candy on July 07, 2008, 05:10:08 PM
Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on June 25, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
One time I performed Necromancey without knowing that it was illegel, and gave new life to a 4 month-old topic :D
I just did that about a week ago! After a morning of at looking at dates on jobs in a SQL database, I guess I was seeing June's all over the place, including a topic I thought had June posts. Turn's out it didn't.  Manny saved me. :D

And Pika, like Manny said... no one was mad at you.  :)
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 07, 2008, 05:30:22 PM
I accidentaly necromanced a TUCQ topic.
sometimes my browser doesn't give the old warning.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 07, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: brain candy on July 07, 2008, 05:10:08 PM
Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on June 25, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
One time I performed Necromancey without knowing that it was illegel, and gave new life to a 4 month-old topic :D
I just did that about a week ago! After a morning of at looking at dates on jobs in a SQL database, I guess I was seeing June's all over the place, including a topic I thought had June posts. Turn's out it didn't.  Manny saved me. :D
As ChexCommander has said (though not in these exact words), I'm pretty much the grim reaper of old topics--the opposite of a necromancer, if you will. :D
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Loremaster on July 08, 2008, 01:26:16 AM
Quote from: The Atariangamer of 1993 on July 07, 2008, 12:34:57 AM
lol

Loremaster seemed pretty scary to me aswell (I had lurked in the early posts of the Invisionfree board before I got teh account)...He really seems to have throttled back...ALOT. lol jk

Yeah, I know. I let you guys get away with WAY too much.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 05:10:39 AM
Eh, as long as we are not malignant about it..
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 12:31:10 PM
Quote from: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 05:10:39 AM
Eh, as long as we are not malignant about it..
what if we're stagnant about it? ;D
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 12:40:20 PM
? Wha ?

I have started two signature trends...The sonic personality quiz on the old board, and now the Sloganizer...
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 12:55:41 PM
I originally got the sloganiser on the old board when I saw Loremasters.  It was even the same design! (after playing with the LED light one.)
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: ChexCommander on July 08, 2008, 01:22:33 PM
...Sloganizer's weren't the best fad, you know...

I remember my first day at the forums.  I had heard about Lucius' ZorchMatch, and was just about ready to blow someone apart with a Phasing Zorcher.  So I bumped a really old topic (I think it was about TUCQ) and said something about Multiplayer, even though that had never even come up in the topic.  So then Manny comes rolling along and tells me off for bumping, and gives me a copy of the Board Rules.  That was my first post.  And then I replied to some other stuff, and Manny kept replying to everything I said, so I called him paranoid, even though he was the only other person on.  That was my first encounter with someone on the CQFF.

And now, here I am, a Chex Master, a CQ Multiplayer ST Host, who has only been on this forum for three months.  Livin la vida loca.  in my dreams
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 01:26:00 PM
wow. yay tiny text!
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: ChexCommander on July 08, 2008, 01:35:30 PM
Quote from: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 01:26:00 PM
wow. yay tiny text!

WAHOO!!!
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 03:00:13 PM
you know, the CQFF used to be really small, but now it's getting pretty big.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: brain candy on July 08, 2008, 03:01:01 PM
I realize the situation was completely insane and slightly traumatizing for the CQFF generation who experienced it, but looking back, I always thought it was super funny how speaking Dragon Master's name was on the same level as saying Lord Voldemort's in a Harry Potter world.  :-X
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 08, 2008, 03:03:42 PM
Quote from: brain candy on July 08, 2008, 03:01:01 PM
I realize the situation was completely insane and slightly traumatizing for the CQFF generation who experienced it, but looking back, I always thought it was super funny how speaking Dragon Master's name was on the same level as saying Lord Voldemort's in a Harry Potter world.  :-X
LOL
And mentioning Rushnerd was like talking about Dane Cook.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 06:48:07 PM
...instant lulz??? IDK, I kinda like Dane Cook's sketches.

And I nevar heard about Dragon Master...
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Kuwabara on July 08, 2008, 08:45:05 PM
I know of him via Loremaster, and xbolt's History.

Dragon Master *a crowd of people twitch*
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 09:51:38 PM
Eh, i would lol, but the severity of the situation restricts me.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 08, 2008, 10:47:38 PM
As I understand, he was all talk, and no game, threatening to unleash viruses and stuff. Dangerous thing to hear from an administrator....
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
oh...not good.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: brain candy on July 08, 2008, 11:09:51 PM
He turned out to be all talk as far as the viruses go but he definitely caused a ton of problems. Our old board's Admin CP was not as robust so we had to manually keep track of all of DM's alts and figure out if Tilple (an old school member) was apart of it (he was not). I believe he also messed around with the forums, creating his own sub forums and abusing his admin powers. He made a lot of threats, all empty, but threats none the less.  It freaked everyone out for a while. Fortunately, typing out "dragon master" here does not have the same effect it once had.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 08, 2008, 11:15:56 PM
good. I would hate that to happen here.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Kuwabara on July 09, 2008, 04:50:23 AM
(Atari didn't know then, that his name would become just as bad only a few months later, when he went on his own forum rampage, effectively destorying the entire chex quest area.)

I am kidding, I tend to do that to people, even in RL.  (Especially batmanifestdestiny)  Narrating RL and making up future events is FUN.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 09, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
Why does it seem that most members of this board are attracted to FAILING. No one can keep away from it! If you can forecast someones life to be horrible, you do it! If you can get on their nerves with Desu, you do it! If you can FAIL them for normal stuff (like I didn't know, so I post "what is it?"...then get FAIL'd), YOU BLOODY WELL DO IT. This forum is a failing grounds for poor lurkers and people well off the beaten path of life...

NOW that my lecture of doom is done, I would like to say that I have no funny stories...nothing so far happend to me to be funny.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 10:12:36 AM
Quote from: The Atariangamer of 1993 on July 09, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
Why does it seem that most members of this board are attracted to FAILING. No one can keep away from it! If you can forecast someones life to be horrible, you do it! If you can get on their nerves with Desu, you do it! If you can FAIL them for normal stuff (like I didn't know, so I post "what is it?"...then get FAIL'd), YOU BLOODY WELL DO IT. This forum is a failing grounds for poor lurkers and people well off the beaten path of life...

NOW that my lecture of doom is done, I would like to say that I have no funny stories...nothing so far happend to me to be funny.
Why don't you look in the mirror?  ;)

Dragon Master...it said something 'bout him in the history of the CQFF, but I don't feel a chill run down my spine.  I only got here a few months ago, anyways.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 09, 2008, 10:41:16 AM
About the worse I've seen is the spam incident that occurred a month or two after I joined on the old board. I think he ran around under the names "DarkArachnotron" and "Willis", just to name two. Then there's wayc incident.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: brain candy on July 09, 2008, 11:46:26 AM
Which unfortunately were not very funny.  :-\
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Manny Cav on July 09, 2008, 11:48:34 AM
Oops. Yeah, you're right. We went off on just CQFF stories in general. Okay, back on it, guys!
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: ChexCommander on July 09, 2008, 12:01:25 PM
Ah, I remember when Manny, one of the Global Moderators, started telling stories about these incidents that happened many moons ago, long before my time.  However, one of our admins, brain candy, was able to shift Manny back into the topic, which was supposed to be about funny stories.  Manny was then extremely embarrased for going off-topic, as he was now going to be called a hypocrite.  And the CQFF continued happily ever after.

Those were the days...
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: brain candy on July 09, 2008, 01:30:45 PM
To be fair, I believe I started us down that path.  8)

Oh how the CQFF survived such incidents of off topicness... I'll never know.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Pikazec2012 on July 09, 2008, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: brain candy on July 09, 2008, 01:30:45 PM
To be fair, I believe I started us down that path.  8)

Oh how the CQFF survived such incidents of off topicness... I'll never know.
we survived off topic ness by loremaster and his large hammer. BTW lore can you but the ban hammer back in your room its starting to scare the children
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Loremaster on July 09, 2008, 09:17:38 PM
Only if you get back on topic with the funny CQFF stories.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Pikazec2012 on July 09, 2008, 10:56:09 PM
you want fuuny how about when i got the forums to steal everyone elses avatar
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Batmanifestdestiny on July 10, 2008, 02:58:43 AM
And then there was the time when rushnerd came back, and added the topic about his Quake IV CQ mod, and everyone was like ":o Woah!" But then everyone got zorched...again.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Kuwabara on July 10, 2008, 05:05:57 AM
I remember that.  It came as a total surprise to me.
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: Atariangamer on July 10, 2008, 09:39:23 AM
Lol, I thought it was serious...lol
Title: Re: Funny CQFF stories
Post by: ChexCommander on July 10, 2008, 10:44:21 AM
Hmm... if someone was a major Halo or Unreal Tournament Geek, they could make a CQ Mod for one of those, revamped graphics and everything!  However, I happen to hate Halo and do not have Unreal Tournament, so that would not be me.